Humans cannot produce viable offspring with our closest animal cousin: the chimpanzee. We cannot impregnate a chimp. So you know what that means? No condoms.
Chris HardwickStand up straight. If you stand up straight, you will instantly feel better about yourself, and you will project a better image to the world, one that says you don't feel like you have to be hunched over and closed off.
Chris HardwickWith stand-up, there's a little bit of an exaggerated reality because things have to be manipulated to create comedy, to create jokes.
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