I do podcasts for the same reasons I do stand-up comedy. I love it, and I don't care if anybody else gets it.

There's a lot of money being generated by nerds right now. Bill Gates, Mark Zuckerberg, the list goes on and on. Nerds make more money than our government. And with money comes power.

I like listening to people talk about things that they love. They get to express things they don't normally get to express.

Jokes that make me laugh out loud when I write them almost always bomb. I have no idea why.

I don't know if the podcast as a medium will ever have the cultural impact that TV and movies do. It may never be super-mainstream.

The worst day ever was when I found out my grandfather was going to die.

Rats are just Ziploc bags full of disease.