Bowling is all physics and energy distribution. It's F = ma. So it is actually one of the most science-y sports, because it literally is just a ball and a surface and objects to knock down.

I've been out of work so many times in my life that relying too much on just one job is terrifying.

Sober strip clubs are horrible. When you are sober you see the matrix code behind a strip club. You're paying girls to pretend to like you until you run out of money so they can walk away.

Humans cannot produce viable offspring with our closest animal cousin: the chimpanzee. We cannot impregnate a chimp. So you know what that means? No condoms.

Worry is a misuse of your imagination.

I've gone from being bullied by jocks as a kid to being bullied by nerds as an adult.

I don't really read reviews and comments that much. There just isn't a lot to be gained from it.