Stand up straight. If you stand up straight, you will instantly feel better about yourself, and you will project a better image to the world, one that says you don't feel like you have to be hunched over and closed off.

There's something about shooting webs out of my wrists and climbing up things that just makes me happy.

Jokes that make me laugh out loud when I write them almost always bomb. I have no idea why.

The worst day ever was when I found out my grandfather was going to die.

As a comedy nerd, I get a lot out of the podcast because I'm genuinely interested in the people I'm talking to.

Television and movies just take so long. If you pitch a show or develop a project, it can be a year before your show even gets on the air, if it gets picked up. Just the concept of "I had this idea" and within a week it was in the world, that was a part of why it felt weirdly empowering as a performer.

We didn't understand irony yet in the '80s; we just kind of existed at face value, so there was no nerd cool yet because the digital revolution was still in its infancy.