I never want to hide my wrestling background.

Of course you have an e-mail, you idiot, just read it!

You'll never, eever, be the same, again!

The only people who try to tell you that you can’t do something, are the people who have failed

That's the best way to live your life: Don't listen to what other people think. Just follow your heart.

This book is dedicated to Sweet Loretta Modern. It's also dedicated to all the Jerichoholics who have stood behind me through all of the trials and tribulations over the last twenty years.If I were wearing a hat, I would tip it all to you.

In true rock star fashiuon, I had insomina last night and I didn't sleep at all. So all I need is a bottle of Jack Daniels and some groupies, and I'll be just like David Lee Roth.