You can't come back to TV for two months. It's too short. You can't start anything. It's too much of a tease and there's really nowhere you can go.

Did you ever know that you're a jackass?

I never want to hide my wrestling background.

The only rumors worth listening to have Stevie Nicks on vocals.

Of course you have an e-mail, you idiot, just read it!

I think a Chris Jericho triple DVD set is a great present. I don't what my kids are complaining about.

You'll never, eever, be the same, again!