My days of being a full time wrestler are over. Nothing wrong with that, that's just the general progression of your career and your life.

If you want to see Chris Jericho drink a beer with Stone Cold Steve Austin, give me a doo-a dee-dee-dam, dee-dee-doo.

You know what's funny to me? You know what's really funny to me? The fact that you've been calling Lita the walking kiss of death, but tonight.. the walking KOD beat the walking STD.

I have passion for music just like I have passion for wrestling, just like I have passion for creating and acting.

X-Pac, I always thought you were a greasy haired, cheesey bandana wearing asshole that wore green and black tights. I now think you are a greasy haired, cheesey bandana wearing asshole that wears purple and black tights.

You'll never, eever, be the same, again!

So Stephanie.. you wanna say let the bodies hit the floor... I would say... let the boobies hit the floor!