Comedy is commitment and playing a character and falling into the role, and I've been doing that since I was 19 years old.

A lot of people don't realize that wrestling is acting; you're playing a role and a part.

Everything's a challenge, man. You just have to take each dance as its own separate thing and just go for it.

If the show is great, it doesn’t matter who wrote it. It doesn’t matter who takes charge when you’re filming it. It just matters if it works or not.

Don't you touch me again. I will knock you out, junior!

Well Stephanie, I'd like to thank you for giving me such a kind Christmas gift, but unfortunately I didn't get you any gifts. But then again, what can you get for the girl whose had everyone?

Lo, I am the most stupendous in the land at my particular profession.