Welcome to RAW is Jericho! And I was just listening to your list of problems and grievances that you have with all my Jerichoholics, and I have a solution - and that solution is to SHUT THE HELL UP. But finally, Al Snow, tomorrow people WILL be acknowledging you - they WILL be talking about the greatest moment of '99 - they'll be talking about the night that Al Snow was brutally beaten by the Ayatollah of Rock n Rolla.

Of course you have an e-mail, you idiot, just read it!

Comedy is commitment and playing a character and falling into the role, and I've been doing that since I was 19 years old.

I am the Ayatollah of rock 'n' rolla

If I'm a "B player," that's because the "B" stands for badass.

If the show is great, it doesn’t matter who wrote it. It doesn’t matter who takes charge when you’re filming it. It just matters if it works or not.

Will you please shut the hell up!?