I like women who are okay with who they are.

With the Roxbury guys (on 'Saturday Night Live'), I think the breaking point was when Stallone came on and wanted to do the sketch just because. And we're, like, 'Well, now we've got to create a story, so, what, are we bopping our heads with Rocky? What are we doing?'

I'm not trying to sound like I turned into some kind of wise man, but it's nice to realize that your little pocket of the world isn't the whole world.

My friends tell me that I've calmed down, that I seem more centered. I don't know, I think my inner self was more hollow before, which made me more scattered, and more needy to get laughs.

I wish I was dating one of the ladies in 'Bollywood Hero.' They're gorgeous. Any of them.

Here in L.A., there are a lot of dead spots, and you have to drive to find energy, but all of India is so energetic.

It's a different thing shooting for 10 weeks in India as opposed to on a set on stage pretending you're in India.