I think my favorite place to eat dinner is the movie theater. Dirty dogs, a big thing of nachos and a Cherry Coke - and I'm good.

It's going to scare some people, because that's what good music does.

I love Latin women, yet for some reason I always wind up with blondes.

Now I'm confused. Now I don't know what I want.

I love girls when I never know what there going to do next or what they're going to say.

When I was in high school, I ran hurdles, but I was really short, so I'd barely clear them. I was pretty quick, but I had little legs, so I had to take 50 steps in between each hurdle.

I'm very happy and lonely single old man - and bitter.