The joke was that President Bush only declared war when Starbucks was hit. You can mess with the U.N. all you want, but when you start interfering with the right to get caffeinated, someone has to pay.

I’m willing to meet my creator and answer every shot that I took.

It is our duty to serve those who serve us.

Savage, despicable evil. That's what we were fighting in Iraq.

Great way to fight a war - be prepared to defend yourself for winning.

The joke was that President Bush only declared war when Starbucks was hit. You can mess with the U.N. all you want, but when you start interfering with the right to get caffeinated, someone has to pay.

The rules are drawn up by lawyers who are trying to protect the admirals and generals from the politicians; they’re not written by people who are worried about the guys on the ground getting shot.