I went to a private boys' school, and we had girls in the last two years.

I find actors a little bit too self-conscious.

I met Kim Kardashian in a nightclub once, and she was really nice. Kanye West was with her, but he didn't speak. He just looked at me.

I find teenage girls endlessly funny.

I didn't do very well academically; I was always in the bottom class.

I feel really qualified to write about Australia.

I'm pretty lucky. I don't get too many haters.