I was terrible student. I was capable, but I never like being told what to do, so I was always in the bottom class at school. In Australia, a lot of students study to the end of year 10, but don't go on to the final year, and I was asked to leave the school because they just thought I wasn't performing well enough. I used to sneak off to play piano, and defy the rules of the school.

It takes me ages to write stuff.

I feel really qualified to write about Australia.

Playing girls is cool, but its a lot more fun playing boys.

I went to a private boys' school, and we had girls in the last two years.

I'm not really a management-type person. It doesn't suit my personality to be bossing people around.

I like playing all sorts of ages and genders.