I'd get sent home from the first audition of So You Think You Can Dance. My dancing is sort of controlled spasms. I fully accept it might appear ridiculous. But it's passionate!

I've had tinnitus for about 10 years, but since I started protecting my ears it hasn't got any worse. Looking after your ears is unfortunately something you don't think about until there's a problem. I wish I'd thought about it earlier.

There is something glamorous to me in taking a bit of a beating and keeping on going.

Men should always change diapers. It's a very rewarding experience. It's mentally cleansing. It's like washing dishes, but imagine if the dishes were your kids, so you really love the dishes.

I've never been cool and I don't really care about being cool. It's just an awful lot of time and hair gel wasted.

More idiots should just shut their mouths.

I get more people approaching me about how good I was in 'Napoleon Dynamite' than being in Coldplay.