You know, it's possible for two humans to be in a relationship without there needing to be some public reason for that relationship.

Economically, unfair trade will benefit nobody in the long run, as poorer countries will be bled totally dry and will become unable to produce anything.

There comes a point where it doesn't matter how many zeroes are at the end of your bank account.

Painters should shut up and paint and when we stop painting we should dance or have sex or get a massage or take a shower and we shouldn't be talking about painting.

Anything where we're the butt of the joke, no one tells us about it.

I get more people approaching me about how good I was in 'Napoleon Dynamite' than being in Coldplay.

I don't mean to sound like a cheap prostitute, but you can call me what you like.