Coldplay fans are the best in the world. If you like Coldplay then you're obviously very intelligent and good looking and all-around brilliant.

If your wife went out with Brad Pitt, you'd want to prove yourself, you know what I mean?

Painters should shut up and paint and when we stop painting we should dance or have sex or get a massage or take a shower and we shouldn't be talking about painting.

Even though the album is an endangered species, can we try and make a coherent and good one, even if it's like making a horse and cart at a Nascar conference?

I've never been cool and I don't really care about being cool. It's just an awful lot of time and hair gel wasted.

I think that the fact that a relationship becomes public is a bit of a bummer. Because it can distract from the real reason why you're together, which is that you just like each other.

Everything in my life is a fragile decision that somebody else made.