I think in places like Pennsylvania, there`s folks who want our next president to talk like a hawk, but fly like a dove.

I care about Roger Sterling, one of the most subtle and amazing characters in dramatic history ["Mad Men"]. This guys who knows precisely who he is, yet leaves us time after time hoping desperately for him to finally grab control of his life and some responsibility for those around him.

I've never heard anybody [of president's candidates] talk about the poorly educated.

Rush Limbaugh is beginning to look more and more like Mr. Big, and at some point somebody's going to jam a CO2 pellet into his head and he's going to explode like a giant blimp. That day may come.

The Indians are still winning the battle against the white men, but sooner or later, the white guy will win.

Sarah Palin - now don't laugh - is writing a book. Not just reading a book, writing a book. Actually, in the word of the publisher, she's 'collaborating' on a book. What an embarrassment! It's one of these 'I told you,' books that jocks do.

America's the one country in the world where anybody who comes here does better than where they came from.