All of this talk of recession offends me. I am delighted that bankers have less money.

L.A. is fun, but it feels like one of those towns in the north of Scotland where there's an oil rig just off the coast and whether or not you work for the oil rig, everyone is connected to it.

Social media is great, I guess, but it feels like technology is the sapper of innocence.

Going out with other actors is never good; actresses are neurotic, and actors are horrendous egotists.

I think I'm going to keep my Irish accent forever now in any movie I make, because chicks dig it and that's all I care about now!

I'm probably working on three different scripts at any time, so there's never a time where I've got nothing to do.

I just am so tired of really badly written women. It's so boring.