I don't mind being slightly fat-ish, I just don't want to be fat.

What I think improv is great for is making dialogue more natural.

Social media is great, I guess, but it feels like technology is the sapper of innocence.

When I was about 13 I realised girls weren't going to kiss me because I was a gigantic, weird looking creature from the depths. I was like 6 ft. aged 11.

I just am so tired of really badly written women. It's so boring.

Going out with other actors is never good; actresses are neurotic, and actors are horrendous egotists.

All of this talk of recession offends me. I am delighted that bankers have less money.