When I was about 13 I realised girls weren't going to kiss me because I was a gigantic, weird looking creature from the depths. I was like 6 ft. aged 11.

I would be nothing if it wasn't for the town where I grew up and the people who gave me my inspiration.

I just am so tired of really badly written women. It's so boring.

I definitely enjoy an audience, when I'm performing. As I get older I'm kind of less comfortable at being demonstrative. I always fancied myself as a raconteur, but that never really worked out.

I come from a musical kind of family.

All of this talk of recession offends me. I am delighted that bankers have less money.

Success is absolutely intoxicating. I've seen people behave in ways that seem very far from how they would behave normally.