When I was about 13 I realised girls weren't going to kiss me because I was a gigantic, weird looking creature from the depths. I was like 6 ft. aged 11.

I don't mind being slightly fat-ish, I just don't want to be fat.

Reviewers are the worst laughers in the world.

A guy who's actually self destructive is quite fun to play.

When I say I hate nostalgia, I hate things set in the recent past where everything is shiny and new.

Beyonce is the most amazing woman in the world.

I'd like to think that I'm getting slightly more mature as time goes on, but I don't know if my fiancee would necessarily agree.