I have a lot of plants and fish and a pet lizard and Venus flytraps. I have a whole ecosystem in my room, like a running waterfall and different lights and sensors set on digital timers.

America is at war. Go eat a donut.

I married way out of my pay grade. I have no idea how that happened.

We cannot judge of the fact, but the law upon the fact.

People have told me I look like Gordon Lightfoot.

To go to the Oscars for 'Moneyball' - that was pretty amazing.

I just feel like, if I drink, I want to drink a case of beer and not two beers. Two beers doesn't do anything for me.