Actors come up and just blatantly hit on my wife in front of me and don't even look at me.

I would definitely not rule out doing television in the future because I think it's a great medium for telling stories. And it can also be practically very nice for a family man to have 9 months out of the year where you're in the city, where you're close to your home.

You can pour melted ice cream on regular ice cream. It's like a sauce!

I married way out of my pay grade. I have no idea how that happened.

You know, I just tend to grow my beard out for 'Parks and Rec.' As an actor it's always easier to shave or cut your hair for a role, but it's hard to put fake hair on or grow hair for a role. When you look at pictures of me, the longer my hair is, the longer my facial hair is, that's just the longer I haven't gotten a job.

Television is such an evolving medium.

I've eaten weird things through the course of my life. I've eaten wild game, I've eaten possum - possum's no good.