Actors come up and just blatantly hit on my wife in front of me and don't even look at me.

Leslie, I typed your symptoms into the thing up here and it says you could have network connectivity problems.

People have told me I look like Gordon Lightfoot.

I was confident and in good shape when I first came to L.A. but nobody would cast me in any well written roles. People assumed based on my looks I was an asshole and a one trick pony. They never let me improv or do comedy. It wasn't until I built a shlubby exterior, which stood in stark contrast to my inner confidence that people gave me room to play.

I loved to always get naked. I was very free, so I thought, I may as well get paid.

I don't have any delusions. I don't think I would make it through Navy SEAL training.

The key is just to ignore the pain, because physical comedy only works if you see someone get hurt and they aren't actually hurt. If someone gets hit in the face with a bat, falls down, and gets back up, it's funny. If they stay down and their jaw is wired shut in the next scene, it's really tragic and weird. You have to pretend it doesn't hurt.