I lose my cell phone so much that I switch it every month or so, but Sony Ericsson is usually what I use.

I just feel like, if I drink, I want to drink a case of beer and not two beers. Two beers doesn't do anything for me.

If one day someone came up to me and was like, 'Look, you're never going to act again,' I don't know what I would do.

With comedy, it's a combination of knowing the comedic beat was good - it made you laugh, it made people on the crew laugh. With drama, you do something deep and if your stuff was really effective, the ultimate result is silence. Silence is not necessarily... that would also be the result if you sucked.

I lose my cell phone so much that I switch it every month or so, but Sony Ericsson is usually what I use.

I married way out of my pay grade. I have no idea how that happened.

I think any man over 250 pounds rollerblading is instant hilarity. There's nothing funnier than a giant, grown man rollerblading.