A black President? Now come on y'all, we got Clinton, that's close. He got negro tendencies.

I am now half Asian. I have learned all the ancient teachings of Buddi.

A lot of lines in movies were written, but I'm always improvising. Once you get into the scene, it just comes to me.

I really loved what I was doing being creative and being funny as a stand-up comedian.

I think real life reflects your movies. In your life, you pick stuff that influences what movie roles you wanna pick. I think if you've got an interesting life, you wanna do interesting movies about interesting things.

So I kept it to myself. Then some of my classmates started to come down to the comedy club, taking a girl out, and they started finding out I was a stand-up comedian.

I couldn't imagine not having clean water.