I am Jewish. My real name is Chris Tuckenberg. A lot of people don't know about that.

I wanted to cut down on the profanity, because I think I'm funnier without sayin' a lot of cuss words.

Day-to-day life is a lot of work. I work a lot on stand-up stuff, and then day-to-day life and, you know, just living. It's always different. Try to work out, try to stay in shape, and try to have some fun.

A black President? Now come on y'all, we got Clinton, that's close. He got negro tendencies.

I am Jewish. My real name is Chris Tuckenberg. A lot of people don't know about that.

So I kept it to myself. Then some of my classmates started to come down to the comedy club, taking a girl out, and they started finding out I was a stand-up comedian.

I feel like every time I go out I want to do a good job. I want people to say that he's just as good at stand-up as he is in some of the movies I've seen him in, so I try to do the best every time I go out there.