I've been smokin' ever since I was two.

I tell people that stand-up's like golf: you gotta do it every day to get it down - or at least three times a week to get it down.

One thing about me, when I make a decision about something, I realize when you make choices in life, that dictates your life.

You loan your friend money. You see them again, they don't say nothin' 'bout the money. 'Hi, how ya doin'? How's ya mama doing?' Man, how's my money doin'?

Everybody goes through a lot of the same things, and I talk about those, and that's the key. You have to connect with your audience, and I might take them on a trip with me, tell them I went here and I went there and they'll go with me, you know, to hear the stories.

It was like a family reunion, watching the movie. It's always a good feeling when I can get a screening for my family.

I couldn't imagine not having clean water.