I am a surfer, though quite a poor one.
I love being by the ocean. It stills the voices in my head.
I try to put out fires when bizarre rumors get started.
People always want the stars of movies to fall in love with one another.
The reason that stepmothers are often the bad guy in fairy tales is because people died in childbirth, all the time, so fathers remarried and there would be a struggle between the children and the new wife, in terms of who would inherit what.
Don't you get it? It's the end of the world! That's exactly when you fall in love. When else?