Things just seem so much better in theory than in practice.

Not for the first time, he wished he commanded a highly trained bunch of soldiers instead of a ragtag mob of rejects in varying stages of alcoholism.

If there was one thing worse than being cheated, it was being cheated by someone who referred to themselves in the third person.

Things just seem so much better in theory than in practice.

I just wanted them to die," said Poison. "They didn't have to make such a drama about it.

But time has a way of stealthily deciding a person’s mind without her conscious knowledge, and as she studied and procrastinated, Poison found one day that she had come to know her choice.

Once upon a time there was a young lady who lived in a marsh, and her name was Poison.