Real success is not being on the cover of a magazine; it's knowing that you've done, and enjoyed doing, what you set out to do.

Let's get rid of all the economic (expletive) this country represents! Bring it on, I hope the Muslims win!

I'm with someone who's got very high standards, and he doesn't tolerate all these ridiculous vices very easily. That's not reason enough to marry someone, although people have gotten married for less.

No amount of false propaganda can sanitize meat.

I always thought if a guy could play the guitar, he must be something really special.

I can only cook brown rice and vegetables, so I don't get too many people coming over for dinner parties or anything.

You know, when you're 23 and you get pissed, I mean drunk, you can just go crazy and it's all right. But if you're 43 and you do it, it's like your best friend's mother who used to come in pissed and everybody was really embarrassed. It just doesn't go down well, you know, after a certain age.