When Donald Trump - star of 'Celebrity Apprentice', the man who brought you Trump Vodka, Trump Steaks, and Trump "University" very likely fraud and fail; and Twitter-hands extraordinaire - is setting up his bobblehead on the desk of the Oval Office and shredding through nuclear codes, you only have yourself to blame.

Donald Trump is misogynist and a racist; he is thin-skinned and beyond unqualified to be president.

I would love four children because I have a very small family, so I want those big Thanksgiving dinners.

You aren't just voting for the president. So many issues that affect your everyday life are decided locally on that ballot as well. So go get that god damn sticker. Your country needs you.

I have to have breakfast and breakfast has to be eggs, whether in omelet form, hard-boiled, or over-easy.

I shaved away my teeth and made them into little pencil points for nice teeth, that's kind of weird if you think about it. I was a notorious teeth-grinder, so all my front teeth became a couple millimeters shorter.

Seaweed sheets are my go-to for my salty chip cravings, especially wasabi flavored ones.