[Hillary Clinton] has been a woman in the public eye for decades now. She's been insulted, demeaned, and attacked for all this time, and she still wants to lead this country - and fight for the things she believes in. Not only do we agree on the issues, but I really think she's the right person to get things done.

You aren't just voting for the president. So many issues that affect your everyday life are decided locally on that ballot as well. So go get that god damn sticker. Your country needs you.

I actually hate receiving gifts, it makes me very uncomfortable for some reason.

I have to have breakfast and breakfast has to be eggs, whether in omelet form, hard-boiled, or over-easy.

I'm not good at taking pictures. I can't give a good face. I crack up.

I will buy six pieces or so a day and just snack on them. Sometimes I wrap them up in my mini seaweed sheets.

Donald's Trump entire campaign is a self-troll. It's very meta.