America is now a socialist economy. The definition of a socialist economy is when 50% or more of your economy is dependent on the federal government.

I am not a witch. I'm nothing you've heard. I'm you.

I never had the high-paying job or the company car. It took me over a decade to pay off my student loans. I never had to worry about where to dock my yacht to reduce my taxes.

We had the 60s sexual revolution, and now people are dying of AIDS.

You're telling me that the separation of church and state is found in the First Amendment?

Well, creationism, in essence, is believing that the world began as the Bible in Genesis says, that God created the Earth in six days, six 24-hour periods. And there is just as much, if not more, evidence supporting that.

It is not enough to be abstinent with other people. You also have to be abstinent alone. The Bible says that lust in your heart is committing adultery. So you can't - a word that rhymes with congratulate - without lust.