I am not a witch. I'm nothing you've heard. I'm you.

Look at what Bush has done. The economy took an incredible hit after September 11. That was a huge shock to the economy. And we've recovered a lot quicker than we thought, thanks to Bush and his economic policy.

One of my first dates with a witch was on a satanic altar, and I didn't know it. I mean, there's little blood there and stuff like that. …We went to a movie and then had a midnight picnic on a satanic altar.

We took the Bible and prayer out of public schools, now we're having weekly shootings practically.

Where in the Constitution is the separation of church and state?

The thing that attracts people to "The Sopranos" is the family element. It shows that America still has a longing for that traditional upbringing.

People are created in God's image. Homosexuality is an identity adopted through societal factors. It's an identity disorder.