We have to look at our history and realize that if they pretend to be our friend it's because they've got something up their sleeve.

One of my first dates with a witch was on a satanic altar, and I didn't know it. I mean, there's little blood there and stuff like that. …We went to a movie and then had a midnight picnic on a satanic altar.

And I'm asking for your support because I want to defend America, as I've said before, from becoming a socialist nation

I think especially in such an unstable economic environment, what people criticized him [Mitt Romney] for in 2008 his consistency, the fact that he was so strong, and I think people will find that appealing going into the 2012. That’s one of the things that I like about him — because he’s been consistent since he changed his mind.

I am not a witch. I'm nothing you've heard. I'm you.

Well, I don't think that the Obama administration knows what's Jesus, what belongs to Jesus and what belongs to them. That's my big gripe. Apparently, he doesn't know. But then, that's because he's not a Christian. He's Muslim.

You're just gonna create somebody who is, I was gonna say, 'toying with his sexuality.' Pardon the pun.