If you are in here tonight and you have never contemplated suicide…you've never truly been in love. If you're in here tonight and you have never contemplated murder…you've never been divorced.

How much is a chocolate boyfriend - can I have one?

It gets on my nerves when women take too much time on makeup. You would think after a lifetime they would have the process down to less than 45 minutes!

If you are in here tonight and you have never contemplated suicide…you've never truly been in love. If you're in here tonight and you have never contemplated murder…you've never been divorced.

I truly feel that if you understand yourself and set goals without the regulations and limitations others put on you, then nothing is impossible.

Living in fear is not living at all.

We all have powers within us that we don't know exist until we're tested. There are no limitations to what you can do if you have the determination.