Though it is true we are the highest and smartest animals, ospreys have eyes we have calculated to be sixty times more powerful and sophisticated than our own and that blindness, often caused by microscopic parasites that are themselves miracles of ingenuity, is one of the oldest and most tragic disorders known to man. And why award the superior eye (or in the case of cat or bat, also the ear) to the inferior species.

The stupider the regime the more intelligent the people get and the more humorous.

Ever since I discovered that my god given male member was going to give me no peace, I decided to give it no rest in return.

To be in opposition is not to be a nihilist. And there is no decent or charted way of making a living at it. It is something you are, and not something you do.

The penalty for getting mugged in an American city and losing your ID is that you can't fly home.

The Koran shows every sign of being thrown together by human beings, as do all the other holy books.

The person who is certain, and who claims divine warrant for his certainty, belongs now to the infancy of our species.