There is no English surname, however ancient and dignified, that cannot instantly be improved by the prefix โSpankerโ.
Christopher HitchensMy political life has been informed by the view that if there was any truth to religion there wouldn't really be any need for politics.
Christopher HitchensOwners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God.
Christopher HitchensI didn't think Marilyn Monroe was beautiful. It used to worry me. I thought maybe I'm not put together like the other chaps.
Christopher Hitchens