Your favorite virtue? An appreciation for irony.

I don't think there's any need to have essays advocating selfishness among human beings; I don't know what your impression has been, but some things require no further reinforcement.

The prostitute journalist is a familiar and well-understood figure in the Middle East, and Saddam Hussein's regime made lavish use of the buyability of the regional press. Now we, too, have hired that clapped-out old floozy, Miss Rosie Scenario, and sent her whoring through the streets.

In the grip of a neurological disorder, I am fast losing control of words even as my relationship with the world has been reduced to them.

Not many people come through esophageal cancer and live to talk about it, or not for long.

Only the aspirants for president are fool enough to believe what they read in the newspapers.

George Bush made a mistake when he referred to the Saddam Hussein regime as 'evil.' Every liberal and leftist knows how to titter at such black-and-white moral absolutism.