Distrust compassion; prefer dignity for yourself and others. Don't be afraid to be thought arrogant or selfish.

As is so often the case with pieces that appear in the 'Onion,' I honestly could not decide whether this was a clever hoax or not - the arguments were almost exactly as stupid as the real thing.

Distrust compassion; prefer dignity for yourself and others. Don't be afraid to be thought arrogant or selfish.

It's normally agreed that the question 'How are you?' doesn't put you on your oath to give a full or honest answer.

[I]f you think that American imperialism and its globalised, capitalist form is the most dangerous thing in the world, that means you don't think the Islamic Republic of Iran or North Korea or the Taliban is as bad.

Name a moral statement or action, uttered or performed by a religious person that could not have been uttered or performed by an unbeliever.

The suicide-bombing community is not absolutely 100 percent religious, but it is pretty nearly 100 percent religious.