Religion is not just incongruent with morality, but in essential ways incompatible with it.

As is so often the case with pieces that appear in the 'Onion,' I honestly could not decide whether this was a clever hoax or not - the arguments were almost exactly as stupid as the real thing.

We know of no spectacle more ridiculous—or more contemptible—than that of the religious reactionaries who dare to re-write the history of our republic. Or who try to do so. Is it possible that, in their vanity and stupidity, they suppose that they can erase the name of Thomas Jefferson and replace it with the name of some faith-based mediocrity whose name is already obscure? If so, we cheerfully resolve to mock them, and to give them the lie in their teeth.

I felt Clinton represented the worst of the 1960s.

I'm here as a product of process of evolution, which doesn't make very many exceptions. And which rates life relatively cheaply.

It's normally agreed that the question 'How are you?' doesn't put you on your oath to give a full or honest answer.

If someone tells me that I've hurt their feelings I'm still waiting to hear what your point is.