Reagan is doing to the country what he can no longer do to his wife.

The violence in the Bible is appalling.

Why do humans exist? A major part of the answer: because Pikaia Gracilens survived the Burgess decimation.

Those who are determined to be 'offended' will discover a provocation somewhere. We cannot possibly adjust enough to please the fanatics, and it is degrading to make the attempt.

As is so often the case with pieces that appear in the 'Onion,' I honestly could not decide whether this was a clever hoax or not - the arguments were almost exactly as stupid as the real thing.

I became a journalist partly so that I wouldn't ever have to rely on the press for my information.

For me, the life of the angler is an almost flawless example of how not to have a good time.