The value of the work we do is the value we give to it.

So Now You're Death: Here's What You'll Need

This Roberto. He no like the light.

She was an alien, really - a sort of eating, pooping, tantrum machine - and he didn't understand anything about her species.

Actually, orcas aren't quite as complex as scientists imagine. Most killer whales are just four tons of doofus dressed up like a police car.

No one knows why, but second only to eating the brains of the living, the dead love affordable prefab furniture.

...as if someone had thrown a hand grenade into the middle of a teddy bear orgy and the only survivors had had their fur blown off.