Charlie had Sophie strapped to his chest like a terrorist baby bomb when he came down the back steps. She had just gotten to the point where she could hold up her head, so he had strapped her in face-out so she could look around. The way her arms and legs waved around as Charlie walked, she looked as if she was skydiving and using a skinny nerd as a parachute.
Christopher MooreLife is loneliness, broken only by the gods taunting us with friendship and the odd bonk
Christopher MooreNo one knows why, but second only to eating the brains of the living, the dead love affordable prefab furniture.
Christopher Moore