Routine feeds the illusion of safety.

She was an alien, really - a sort of eating, pooping, tantrum machine - and he didn't understand anything about her species.

That's the scary thing about hope," she said. "If you let it go too long it turns into faith.

Only by being prepared for your death can you ever truly live.

May the IRS find that you deduct your pet sheep as an entertainment expense.

Love: the sickest of Irony’s sick jokes. The place where logic and order go to die.

You're going to break my heart, aren't you?