The plural of spouse is spice.

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really important, others not; and that the two kinds are most oddly jumbled in everyday affairs.

Any man worth his salt has by the time he is forty-five accumulated a crown of thorns, and the problem is to learn to wear it over one ear.

God made man merely to hear some praise of what he'd done on those Five Days.

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.

People like to imagine that because all our mechanical equipment moves so much faster, that we are thinking faster, too.

From now until the end of time no one else will ever see life with my eyes, and I mean to make the best of my chance.