Why do they put the Gideon Bibles only in the bedrooms, where it's usually too late...?

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way.

Lots of times you have to pretend to join a parade in which you're not really interested in order to get where you're going.

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up.

Blessed is the satirist; and blessed the ironist; blessed the witty scoffer, and blessed the sentimentalist; for each, having seen one spoke of the wheel, thinks to have seen all, and is content.

Beware of the conversationalist who adds "in other words." He is merely starting afresh.

Why do they put the Gideon Bibles only in the bedrooms, where it's usually too late...?