Why do they put the Gideon Bibles only in the bedrooms, where it's usually too late...?
Christopher MorleyThe evening papers print what they do and get away with it because by afternoon the human mind is ruined anyhow.
Christopher MorleyBlessed is the satirist; and blessed the ironist; blessed the witty scoffer, and blessed the sentimentalist; for each, having seen one spoke of the wheel, thinks to have seen all, and is content.
Christopher MorleyPeople like to imagine that because all our mechanical equipment moves so much faster, that we are thinking faster, too.
Christopher Morley