God made man merely to hear some praise of what he'd done on those Five Days.

Only the sinner has the right to preach.

The man who never in his life Has washed the dishes with his wife Or polished up the silver plate - He still is largely celibate.

The plural of spouse is spice.

We call a child's mind 'small' simply by habit; perhaps it is larger than ours is, for it can take in almost anything without effort.

The most interesting persons are always those who have nothing special to do: children, nurses, policemen and actors at 11 o'clock in the morning.

The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock.