The evening papers print what they do and get away with it because by afternoon the human mind is ruined anyhow.
Christopher MorleyWe visit bookshops not so often to buy any one special book, but rather to rediscover, in the happier and more expressive words of others, our own encumbered soul.
Christopher MorleyIf we discovered that we only had five minutes left to say all that we wanted to say, every telephone booth would be occupied by people calling other people to stammer that they loved them.
Christopher MorleyDancing is a wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess what a man is going to do before he does it.
Christopher MorleyEverybody thinks of others as being excessively human, with all the frailties and crotchets appertaining to that curious condition. But each of us also seems to regard himself as existing on a detached plane of observation, exempt (save in moments of avid crisis) from the strange whims of humanity en masse.
Christopher Morley