Beware of the conversationalist who adds "in other words." He is merely starting afresh.

Blessed is the satirist; and blessed the ironist; blessed the witty scoffer, and blessed the sentimentalist; for each, having seen one spoke of the wheel, thinks to have seen all, and is content.

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way.

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.

Truth, like milk, arrives in the dark But even so, wise dogs don't bark. Only mongrels make it hard For the milkman to come up the yard.

Why do they put the Gideon Bibles only in the bedrooms, where it's usually too late...?

We call a child's mind 'small' simply by habit; perhaps it is larger than ours is, for it can take in almost anything without effort.