Texas is a hell hole, man. Dirt, cactus, lizards, dirt, cactus, the Bush family.
Martha Stewart's a convicted felon and they gave her another television show. What's next, the Scott Peterson Fishing Hour?
I think when you sit alone with your brain too much, your own brain starts to rebel against you.
In my family, goodness is just badness before its had something to drink.
Revenge is good. It's what separates us from the animals and the hippies.
My first car was a 1977 Oldsmobile Delta 88. Ugly car. More ugly on this car than a Rolling Stones group photo.